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Friday, May 25, 2007

Salaries - Which type do you associate yours with??

Onion Salary
you see it, you grad it... then you cry!

Bastard Salary
Doesn't help you in anything, just makes you suffer, but you can't live without it.

Diet Salary
Makes you eat less each time.

Atheist Salary
You doubt its existence!

Magic Salary
You make a few moves and voila, it disappears!

Storm Salary
You don't know when it's coming and how long it'll last.

Black Humour Salary
You laugh so you don't cry!

Conservative Salary
Takes your inspiration away!

Impotent Salary
When you need it the most, it fails you.

Menstrual Salary
Comes once a month and lasts about 3 days

Walt Disney Salary
It's been frozen for 30 years!

Permature Ejaculation Salary
Just when it starts, it's over!

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