Thursday, March 22, 2007
Cheers Beer
A funny and interesting video. Talk about the cheers beer. This video look like quite old already but its look nice and funny.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Packet of cookies
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport.
As she had to wait for hours, she decided to buy a book and to spend her time. She bought a packet of cookies too.
She sat down on a armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace
Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies ware kept, a man sat down, opened his magazine and started reading.
When she ate the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt infuriated but didn’t say anything. She just thought: “What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch his eye so that he does not forget this daring!”
To each cookie she ate, the man ate another one too. That was letting her fume up with rage but she couldn’t react.
When only one cookie remained, she thought: “ah… What will this abused man do now?”
Then, the man takes the cookie and divided the last cookie through the middle, giving her the other half.
Ah! That was too much! She was too angry!
Then, she caught her book, caught her things and headed to the boarding place.
When she sat down on her seat, inside the plane, she looked into her purse to take her eyeglasses, and for her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched, closed!
She felt so ashamed!! She realized that she was the wrong one… She had forgotten that her cookies were kept in her purse.
The man divided his cookies with her, without feel infuriated, nervous or mad…
…while she was very mad, thinking that he was dividing her cookies. And there was no more time to explain herself... Nor to apologize!”
There are 4 things that you can’t recover,
- The stone after shot!
- The word after pronounced!
- The occasion after lost!
- The time after gone!
As she had to wait for hours, she decided to buy a book and to spend her time. She bought a packet of cookies too.
She sat down on a armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace
Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies ware kept, a man sat down, opened his magazine and started reading.
When she ate the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt infuriated but didn’t say anything. She just thought: “What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch his eye so that he does not forget this daring!”
To each cookie she ate, the man ate another one too. That was letting her fume up with rage but she couldn’t react.
When only one cookie remained, she thought: “ah… What will this abused man do now?”
Then, the man takes the cookie and divided the last cookie through the middle, giving her the other half.
Ah! That was too much! She was too angry!
Then, she caught her book, caught her things and headed to the boarding place.
When she sat down on her seat, inside the plane, she looked into her purse to take her eyeglasses, and for her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched, closed!
She felt so ashamed!! She realized that she was the wrong one… She had forgotten that her cookies were kept in her purse.
The man divided his cookies with her, without feel infuriated, nervous or mad…
…while she was very mad, thinking that he was dividing her cookies. And there was no more time to explain herself... Nor to apologize!”
There are 4 things that you can’t recover,
- The stone after shot!
- The word after pronounced!
- The occasion after lost!
- The time after gone!
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Nice Bed, Have a good sleep
Some funny and interesting nice bed for you. Lets enjoy it.
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Friday, March 16, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
The Maths of Life!
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = preganancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee =profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay 2$ for a 1$ item that he needs.
A woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A sucessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does.
This Story is originally from http://www.naute.com/stories/maths.phtml
Smart man + dumb woman = preganancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee =profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay 2$ for a 1$ item that he needs.
A woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A sucessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does.
This Story is originally from http://www.naute.com/stories/maths.phtml
Monday, March 12, 2007
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
How to play Mahjong – Part 5
The first player will have 14 tiles and the following players are 13 tiles. Why the first players have to take 14 tiles? This is because the first player will need to throw one of his/her unused tiles out on the table for the others player. Players can decide to “chow” , “pung” and “kang” . But only the next player can “chow” , the third and forth player can only “pung” and “kang” .
Below is the explanation of “chow” , “pung” and “kang” :
“Chow” : Consists of 3 tiles. Player need to use 2 of his/her tiles which need to be a sequence number of the tiles which throw by previous player and it must be in the same type.
“Pung” : Consist of 3 tiles. Player need to use 2 of his/her tiles which must be exact same type of tile.
“Kang” : Consist of 4 tiles. Player need to use 2 of his/her tiles which must be exact same type of tile.
Pictures show that the game is resuming.
The way of a player in adjusted the tiles
Players throw out the unused tile out to the table.
Below is the explanation of “chow” , “pung” and “kang” :
“Chow” : Consists of 3 tiles. Player need to use 2 of his/her tiles which need to be a sequence number of the tiles which throw by previous player and it must be in the same type.
“Pung” : Consist of 3 tiles. Player need to use 2 of his/her tiles which must be exact same type of tile.
“Kang” : Consist of 4 tiles. Player need to use 2 of his/her tiles which must be exact same type of tile.
Pictures show that the game is resuming.
The way of a player in adjusted the tiles
Players throw out the unused tile out to the table.
How to play Mahjong – Part 4
Right now, let us discuss and investigate about the way to start a mahjong game. The picture below showing a four players mahjong matches. Each player sit a side of a table which mean “East” , “North” , “West” and “South” . The first player who throws the dice will be the “East” . Mahjong game will be start will counter-clockwise, which continues by the second player which is “North”. But the tiles will be taking follows clockwise. The player who gets wrong in getting tiles will not able to win the mahjong match.
Before the mahjong match start, players need to adjust and push the tiles to confuse the tiles to others.
The mahjong will be start with the first player and continue to the second players.
Once the dices is throwing, player need to count the total number of the dices in order to start to take the tiles. All tiles are facing down, no one is able to simply open it or take it. Players need to follow the sequences and the rules of the mahjong during the match. The starting player needs to take 4 tiles in the first time, and the following of player will be taking the same amount of tiles. Each player will need to take 3 times of 4 tiles with 12 tiles. After that, the first player needs to take 2 more tiles with jumping. What it mean by jumping, it means the first player need to take the first and third above tile, and then the second player will take one tile and following by third and forth player with taking one tile also.
Before the mahjong match start, players need to adjust and push the tiles to confuse the tiles to others.
The mahjong will be start with the first player and continue to the second players.
Once the dices is throwing, player need to count the total number of the dices in order to start to take the tiles. All tiles are facing down, no one is able to simply open it or take it. Players need to follow the sequences and the rules of the mahjong during the match. The starting player needs to take 4 tiles in the first time, and the following of player will be taking the same amount of tiles. Each player will need to take 3 times of 4 tiles with 12 tiles. After that, the first player needs to take 2 more tiles with jumping. What it mean by jumping, it means the first player need to take the first and third above tile, and then the second player will take one tile and following by third and forth player with taking one tile also.
Monday, March 5, 2007
Muar Chinese ( 痲坡的華語 )
Here is a very nice muar chinese rap and so call 痲坡的華語. Rap with muar chinese (痲坡的華語) witht a different and nicely qay.
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