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Salaries - Which type do you associate yours with??

Onion Salary
you see it, you grad it... then you cry!

Bastard Salary
Doesn't help you in anything, just makes you suffer, but you can't live without it.

Diet Salary
Makes you eat less each time.

Atheist Salary
You doubt its existence!

Magic Salary
You make a few moves and voila, it disappears!

Storm Salary
You don't know when it's coming and how long it'll last.

Black Humour Salary
You laugh so you don't cry!

Conservative Salary
Takes your inspiration away!

Impotent Salary
When you need it the most, it fails you.

Menstrual Salary
Comes once a month and lasts about 3 days

Walt Disney Salary
It's been frozen for 30 years!

Permature Ejaculation Salary
Just when it starts, it's over!

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fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? .
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!